Author: Robert Seitzinger

The Big Sky Track and Field Championships ended with a combined 83 points for Portland State—nearly 200 points behind the combined score posted by the competition’s champs Northern Arizona

When one thinks of Miami’s music, club beats and electronica come to mind. Los Angeles’ music scene is overflowing with gangsta rap and teen pop. Chicago hardcore and jazz are still great reasons to visit the Windy City.

The Academic and Student Recreation Center opened this year and now houses many of the student rec clubs that are overseen by the Rec Clubs Council —the governing body comprised of five student leaders and three advisers.

It’s become a serious thorn in my grammarian side to hear the -ward suffix abused wantonly by the vast majority of Portland State Clown College Bozos whose conversations float into my ears as I walk across campus.

Portland State’s School of Business Administration is offering a new course this summer that will focus on the particular aspects of working in the professional athletics market.

For 40 years, Portland has been a one-trick pony for major-league sports with the Trail Blazers. However, the Timbers will join Major League Soccer in 2011 and give the City of Roses two teams that compete on the highest national level of their respective sport.

Commas are a handy device for inserting pauses in your text. A Portland State Clown College Bozo, however, often overuses commas and makes a page look as though an upended peppershaker spilled all over the text.

Game 6 is the enemy for Portland Trail Blazers fans. The Blazers’ last two postseasons ended during the sixth contest of the first round, and excuses abound from fans as to why.

This week, I’m frustrated with homonyms that get misused more often than medical syringes by scraggly junkies under the Burnside Bridge.

Belly dancing is an art form that mystifies much of Western culture, with its deep Arabic roots and alluring motions. Campus Rec currently offers ShimmyPhat Fitness, a weekly class where students interested in belly dancing can learn from a certified fitness instructor who has developed her own innovative dance style.

An injury-marred regular season didn’t keep the Portland Trail Blazers from winning 50 games, and it isn’t keeping them from making noise in the postseason either.