Bad bumper stickers
This car protected by Smith & Wesson
“Don’t make me come down there”- God
“Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer”- God
“Remember that honor your mother and father thing? Yeah, I meant that” -God
God answers knee-mail
They’re not Ten Suggestions!
Hire teenagers while they still know everything!
Fat people are harder to kidnap
My state bird is the finger
Bring Major League Baseball to Portland
Bad cop … no donut
Keep Portland Weird
Keep Tahoe Blue
Mommy, what were trees like?
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Why do we kill people who kill people just to show people killing people is wrong?
Vegetarians taste better!
Don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die
Youth is wasted on the young
The more men I meet, the more I like my cat!
Dogs have owners, cats have staff
I see dumb people
You, off my planet!
Good bumper stickers
My other ride is your daughter