Today’s Birthday (May 6)
Drunkard.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Painful.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Alien.
Gemini (May 21-June 21)
Post-it.
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Lecherous.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Constantinople.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Ticking.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Bitten.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Cordial.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Slutty.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Bubble.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Consider.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Punk’d.
– Your Psychic Friend at the Vanguard