Horoscopes for the week of September 27


September 23-October 22
There are always surprising things to find when you stay with relatives. No family tree is without twists in the branches and, if you pay attention, you might just learn something.


October 23-November 21
What they don’t tell you about digging two graves when plotting revenge is that digging the first grave is hard enough. Revenge simply isn’t worth the aching back and the carpal tunnel syndrome.


November 22-December 21
Your active imagination has a bit of an Achilles’ heel to it, Sagi. Sometimes you get so swept up in your new reality that you forget that you’re still anchored to the old.


December 22-January 19
There are some you trust who are really just setting up a long-con game and it’s going to be heart breaking for you when you find out why.


January 20-February 18
It’s much simpler to see things as just black and white and label some other as an evil, but it’s so much more dangerous than living in the nuances of color.


February 20-March 19
There are no shortcuts to success. Herbs won’t make you smarter. Steroids won’t make you faster. And ritualistic sacrifice is way too messy. Just stick with studying.


March 21-April 19
New surroundings may cause some initial discomfort, but there’s so much of the world to see that you don’t want to miss all the color and vibrancy, do you?


April 20-May 20
Luck is no substitute for skill but an important attribute of luck to remember is that it was important enough to be a mutation in one of the Marvel universe’s X-Men storylines.


May 21-June 20
Sometimes it might seem like your bad luck can be catching on the days when it occurs, but really your friends just want to weather the storms with you.


June 21-July 22
There’s someone for everyone. If Slappy the Dummy from the Goosebumps series can find a bride, even you have a chance for love.


July 23-August 22
Pranks have the karmic potential to hurt not just those who get pranked but also the person pranking. Spread kindness this week instead of pranks and we’ll all be better for it.


August 23-September 22
It’s no wonder that you don’t like being hugged, Virgo. Everyone knows that hugging is one of the main ways you can be infected by the aliens bent on world domination.