(Oct. 23–Nov. 21)
Your friend has been in a sort of high-octane, out-of-control spin-off for a while now, and you’ve been supportive while muttering under your breath. It’s time to stop muttering.
(Nov. 22–Dec. 21)
Never forget that others believe in your talents. This week may put those talents through the crucible, but the end product will be worth it.
(Dec. 22–Jan. 19)
All eyes are on you this week, and you’ve been preparing for this event. Everything is going to go smoothly—all you have to do is glide through the day like you own the world.
(Jan. 20–Feb. 18)
Sometimes reason isn’t enough to break through the cocoon of stress. The best that I can offer this week is to take a mini-vacation with your people and hope it’s enough to get you through.
(Feb. 20–March 19)
You might scoff, Pisces, but you’re allowed to enjoy life and its rites of passages. Sometimes the most ironic thing to be is a participant.
(March 21–April 19)
The temptation to find your own true happiness is strong this week, but the sacrifice of another’s love for your joy may be too much.
(April 20–May 20)
Always make sure to carry duct tape and those little bleach pens to clean up messes. You never know when you’ll need them.
(May 21–June 20)
That color of flower does compliment your dress. You have great taste, and hopefully people will love your enthusiasm.
(June 21–July 22)
Your job has always been to watch out for your best friend. Sometimes it can be bittersweet to watch them change and grow, but that’s just the way life is.
(July 23–Aug. 22)
Stop making so much noise, Leo. You don’t need the focus and the attention all the time. This is another person’s moment to shine. Don’t forget that.
(Aug. 23–Sept. 22)
You might find yourself deeper in debt than ever before, but sometimes it’s worth it to lose what economic security you have to help someone else.
(Sept. 23–Oct. 22)
Though some events will spiral out of control, you always have control over the soundtrack to those events. Whether it’s a Wedding Singer or High Fidelity sort of day, enjoy the tunes.