When someone says the words “sex club,” you likely imagine a place that is dingy, dark and dirty. A place where the clientele are sleazy and the staff stay late every
evening to mop up bodily fluids.
But when it comes to Ron Jeremy’s infamous Club Sesso in downtown Portland, the atmosphere is surprising, to say the least.
Sesso is the Buckingham Palace of sex clubs. While completely ambiguous from the exterior, the club opens up to a Pandora’s box of sexual fantasies inside.
Each floor contains a plethora of sexually themed rooms, from intimate dens for private encounters to large, luxurious halls for frenzied group entertainment. Whatever your preference, Sesso has the setting to suit your needs.
The club does everything in its power to run an upscale and appealing venue for its
sexually adventurous crowd. As a swingers club, the majority of its patrons are couples, but single men and women are also allowed to apply for membership.
Sesso is dedicated to making its clients feel safe and secure while exploring the world of kinks and fetishes. Every member must apply in person, and the screening process is stringent.
One of Sesso’s mottos is, ironically, “dress to impress.” While many patrons will eventually wind up stark naked, Sesso’s dress code keeps it classy.
Attendees must dress as they would for any other elegant establishment. And for good reason: The food and drink aren’t your average bar snack fare but luxurious catered delights that entice the palate and prepare patrons for the sexual feast.
Clearly, cleanliness is something on everyone’s mind when it comes to sex, and Sesso spares no expense in ensuring that its facility is fresh and inviting. To keep beds in top condition, linens are continually refreshed.
Mattresses and furniture beneath the linens have been comfortably rubberized for maximum sanitation. There are gorgeous stone showers on site for patron use, many of which have been customized with multiple showerheads for impromptu wet parties.
Privacy is also of the utmost importance at Sesso: Just like in Vegas, what happens at sesso there stays at Sesso. Cell phones are not permitted within the club, even for exchanging contact information, so the public’s prying eyes need never know what your personal fantasies look like. Incognito staff continuously survey the surroundings to ensure that the pleasure of their patrons is untainted.
At the end of the day, it’s still a sex club and perhaps isn’t suited for the squeamish or shy. But for those curious about exploring their untapped desires, Sesso is a safe and sexy place to party.