A game has been made by me I have, when conversation boring is liking me to talk bad grammar syntax is. Is I am having people anonymous conversations I am doing, then me to write in paper for you. It big fun liking to read.
The Street Savage
A game has been made by me I have, when conversation boring is liking me to talk bad grammar syntax is. Is I am having people anonymous conversations I am doing, then me to write in paper for you. It big fun liking to read.
Anonymous 1
Have us a conversation in…the syntax that is bad.
Yes, OK…speak will have you like about it talk?
No, necessarily not can we anything talk, must it be in grammar that is bad though.
Yes, my I would enjoy very much is discussing over cigarette smoking.
Us having cigarette smoking in mouths good for talking grammar bad.
I am hurting.
Why is you am hurting?
Bladder blood spewing intermixed with urination.
Forth spewing blood? Is someone you are fighting am punching to the kidney?
One say it must like that feel, that one could be me that one bad like that.
Must you very much water drinking.
Should I however late is now and bladder already blood spewing.
Bladder is better being?
Must one medication swallowing to make bladderness good.
Is having good thought. To a doctor is you going?
Tomorrow but hours waiting till then, badness can occur.
Lot of badness is happening with the body but must have medicine to swallow.
Yes.
Have you many swallowed ibuprofen?
No, not have I but can one but pain in bladder can be not good pain that ibuprofen make not go away.
Is excruciate this pain?
Excruciate yes, and worse get it and pain in bladder can make one woman not fertile.
No baby having?
Yes if one not get pill to take soon like wait weeks then one can be damage good for.
But baby stupid, baby not know talk.
Baby not no talk good like we.
Very much.
Baby be dumb.
Me am liking this thought that are in head. Thought am having in head making to laugh my head and me is laughing! Is good. Thanking you a lot.
And much is.
Anonymous 2
So this is a linguistic experiment. We’re gonna have a conversation that has to be in bad grammar. Now must I to you talk like am not good speaking English.
Can I ask what this is about first?
Subject is grammar having bad, am I writing university newspaper must I a conversation someone with in grammar bad.
Many persons having this problem?
No is for to make funny am laughing. People are this reading, I am listening then are I writing what are I and you saying and people am reading and them thinking in head, very much funny. Is you liking this?
Is interesting.
What are you liking to do for fun making?
On occasion…
Must you in bad grammar saying.
I am thinking I am not very good at this.
Is OK I is not good at this either.
From point of view you very good at this.
Am liking you heavy metal?
Yes, heavy metal I am liking music.
Making want kill yes?
Yes.
Liking you to metal that is death about?
Of kind.
Liking of you groups that are from coming Scandinavia?
Me am not hearing of groups that are from Scandinavia coming.
No? You not liking Dimmu Borgir?
Hear of them I have not?
Is metal black! Is Satan liking!
Of spelling of this group of persons do you know.
Very much me do. [I spell the name.] Satan heil!
Heil Satan.
Anonymous 3
Must I interviews taking…
Are you doing the fucking Borat bit?
No, is different but must I conversations having…
This is bullshit, at least do something different…
Is very much different…
You don’t even have a fucking accent.
Must we talk good English words but in grammar bad.
So, well syntax is important. What do you think of Frasier?
Not watch very many time.
It’s so good! Very pompous which is where the goodness comes from.
He is thinking well about himself good, very much so if brains thinking study he is.
Now this is just being a pain, well actually I don’t think that construction exists.
