20 Things You Probably Won’t Go To
Beulah, John Vanderslice, The Silents
Dante’s, 9:30 p.m., $10, 21+
Get down there and try out your trick-or-treating!
Jasmine Tree, 9 p.m., $7, 21+
A band of people that dress up all year round – thank God Halloween is finally here.
“Bat Boy: The Musical”
Portland Center Stage, 8 p.m., $16 students under 26, all ages
A tabloid story turned into a musical … weird. (See preview this issue.)
Scream at the Beach
1405 Jantzen Beach Ctr., 7 p.m., $7, all ages
You have to come wearing swim suits! Just kidding.
Haunted Halloween Hoedown
Portland Art Museum, 8 p.m., $10, all ages
Hoedown is such a funny word. Don’t you think?
Jammin 95.5 Haunted Playhouse
Pioneer Courthouse Square, 7 p.m.
Been looking for a chance to wear a high-tech costume? Well, here you go!
Tiger Ball and ZooSnooze
Oregon Zoo, 4001 S.W. Canyon Rd., 8 p.m., all ages
I’m convinced that the zoo doesn’t actually have a real tiger, just a stuffed animal that they hide behind some trees, then charge people to see.
Dr. Saito’s Screamland
Oaks Amusement Park, S.E. Spokane St., 7 p.m.
Oaks Park? Now that is scary!
Oregon Zoo, 11 a.m.-4 p.m., all ages
A simulator ride at the zoo? Cool!
Paranormal Party 2003
Crystal Ballroom, 8 p.m.,$10, 21+
Can’t go to enough costume parties!
Berbati’s Pan, 9:30 p.m., 21+
Come in costume and enjoy the night!
Severina’s Halloween Ball
Roseland Theater, 9 p.m., $20, 18+
Come early … this one’s going to be packed!
“The Burning Times”
Feminist Film Series
Multicultural Center, Smith 228, FREE, all ages
Want to see a scary movie? Burning witches is always scary.
Halloween Rock Festival
Mt. Tabor Theater and Pub, 9 p.m., $6 w/ a costume, $8 without, 21+
Halloween rock … what more could you want?
Music Millennium, 6 p.m., FREE, all ages
Now here’s an event! Prizes for best costumes and free treats for everyone!
Lively Day of the Dead Celebration
Miracle Theatre, 525 S.E. Stark St., 8 p.m., $12 +, all ages
Why not join a bilingual celebration of the dead?
Crystal Ballroom Halloween Party
Crystal Ballroom, 8 p.m., $10 adv., $14 dos, 21+
Don’t forget to dress up as your favorite rock star!
Music From Hitchcock
Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall, 8 p.m., $25, all ages
A night of music from Hitchcock’s most suspenseful films. I’m there, man!
Something Corporate, RX Bandits, Mae, The Format
Roseland Theater, 7 p.m., $15, all ages
Let’s face it, you’re going to need something to do while you’re getting off last night’s sugar high.
Singapore Sling, Telephone, Note Notas
Ash Street Saloon, 225 S.W. Ash St., 9 p.m., $8, 21+
You might want to leave your costume home for this one. They’re not handing out free treats.
Rufio, Motion City Soundtrack, Acceptance, Over It
The Meow Meow, 7 p.m., $10, all ages
Bring your own candy.
– The Calendar Girl (in costume)