24 Things You Probably Won퀌_t Go To


Shelby Lynne

Music Millennium N.W., 7 p.m., FREE, all ages

A hick singing about her identity crisis; now that퀌_s entertainment.

�Recent Work,퀌_ Photography by Bryan Wolf

Pushdot Studio, 830 N.W. 14th, 503-224-5925, 6 p.m., FREE, all ages, pushdotstudio.com

Snapshots from around his house. I could think of more interesting things to take pictures of.

Rae Mahaffey, Kenneth Callahan

Laura Russo Gallery, 805 N.W. 21st, 503-226-2754, 5 p.m., all ages, laurarusso.com

Glass work that pushes the boundaries����ouch!

Olivia Newton John

Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall, 8 p.m., $39+, all ages

I don퀌_t suppose a certain handsome Grease hunk is going to be there? No, I didn퀌_t think so.

Ted Katz

Butters Gallery, 520 N.W. Davis, 503-248-9378, 6 p.m., FREE, all ages, buttersgallery.com

Any relation to Vera Katz?



퀌�The Velveteen Rabbit퀌�

Concordia University, 2811 N.E. Hollman, 503-288-9371, 7 p.m., $2, all ages

Bring the kids and a Kleenex box.

Handel퀌_s Water Music

Historic First Baptist Church, 8 p.m., Student $13 student, all ages, pbo.org

This is a great event to go to if you퀌_re having problems sleeping.

Ladysmith Black Mambazo

Aladdin Theater, 8 p.m., $23 adv., all ages

I think I퀌_ll change my name to Ladysmith. Yeah, I like that.

Rex Sole, Nobody Specia

Meow Meow, 8 p.m., $5, all ages

This is a great place to venture for the 21 and younger crowd.

Jim Fischer

Wallbangers Dueling Pianos, 6 p.m., $5, 21+

Have you ever heard these pianos?! Go! You퀌_ll regret it if you don퀌_t.



Simon Trpceski

Lincoln Hall, 7:30 p.m., $27, all ages

More piano����.whoohoo! And hey, it퀌_s on campus, even better!

Duke Ellington Sacred Service

Oregon Repertory Singers, First United Methodist Church, 8 p.m., $15, all ages, oregonrepsingers.org

Hey, this performance includes a tap dancer. That퀌_s right, I said tap dancer.

Pink Floyd 퀌�The Wall퀌� performed by Floydian Slips

Crystal Ballroom, 9 p.m., $13 adv., $15 at the door, all ages

You can never hear enough Pink Floyd ���� if you퀌_re a stoner.

Karla Bonoff, Loudon Wainwright III

Aladdin Theater, 8 p.m., $22.50 adv., all ages

I hear she is very popular in Japan.

Lake Trout, Mellowdrone, The High Violets

Dante퀌_s, 9:30 p.m., $9 adv., 21+

Short on cash? Well, this one퀌_s only $9!



Bouncing Souls, Tsunami Bomb, Strike Anywhere, Wanted Dead

Crystal Ballroom, 7 p.m., $12 adv., all ages

It퀌_s punk rock to the core. What more can I say?

Andy Stokes

Candlelight Caf퀏� & Bar, FREE, 21+

Blues, yeah baby.


Stark Raving Theatre, 503-232-7072, 2 p.m., donation of your choice, all ages

Come support our local writers!



Jim James

Music Millennium, 6 p.m., FREE, all ages

This Americana man is sure to put out a great acoustical performance. Hee, hee.

Turbonegro, Poison Idea, Amulett

Aladdin Theater, 9 p.m., $13 adv., $15, all ages

Who wouldn퀌_t want to see a hedonistic Scandinavian band composed of middle-aged-looking men?

ENON, Irving, Menomena

Lola퀌_s Room, 9 p.m., $7 adv., 21+

Another cheap ticket!



Billy Idol

Roseland Theater, 8p.m., all ages

Awh ���� good ol퀌_ Billy. What a rebellious yeller.


Aladdin Theater, 8 p.m., $16 adv., all ages

Another hip-hop/classical/soul artist?



Tim O퀌_Brien, Kevin Burke

Aladdin Theater, 8 p.m., $16.50 adv., all ages

Hey, don퀌_t let homework be an excuse not to head out for the night!