The Street Savage

Foods are displeasing sometimes, especially when they don’t taste good and stuff. Sometimes I eat stuff I don’t like, but why would I eat it in the first place? It is bad and puts a bad look on my face and people can be scared.

Anonymous 1

When does food displease you?When it’s rich and full of dairy.

When was the last time you had food that was rich and full of dairy? Uhm…I don’t know, I eat rich food full of dairy a lot.

Then why does it displease you if you keep eating it? I don’t know, because it tastes good. It makes me feel icky in my tum-may.

Well, if I was displeased… let’s say…you know, food is like people. When food displeases me I don’t go back to it. For instance, I don’t like eggs. But it’s a love/hate relationship.

Not with eggs. Well with me it is.

So it’s kinda like you’re really…well, it’s like you’re in a relationship with a really sexy woman but who’s also really crazy, like she’s really hot and you get laid a lot. Exactly like that. I can’t stand her because she’s really crazy but I like the sex.

So like you’re having sex with the food in her mouth. It tastes good, it’s just afterwards the food goes all crazy on me. It makes me bloated. It gives me the shits.

Oh, the shits…so it’s kinda like the food steals your Social Security number and goes on a drug binge in California, only the drug binge isn’t in California, it’s in your stomach. Exactly, and then she calls you up and says, “I’m sorry baby, I want you back!” and you remember that time when you had the most amazing sex ever or the most amazing meal ever and it cost like a fortune but it was so good!

And it had huge breasts! And it had huge chunks of cheese and gravy on it. It was so good! And you think, “Well, I’ll try it again because that was good,” and it’s satisfying and then afterwards you regret it.

Then you get VD just from eating all that.

Anonymous 2

What did you eat? I just had Subway.

Was it delicious? Sure.

When you were eating it were you on cloud nine? No.

Why no? I had a million things on my mind.

OK, so the food didn’t make you like stop and say, “Wow, this is a really good thing I’m eating.” Why? I don’t know, probably because I’m on campus still.

So you’re never on…it wouldn’t matter…There are times when I can be put in that position from food, but that wouldn’t be today.

What is cloud nine? For me cloud nine is ecstasy, on like a higher level than a normal state of mind.

So it’s not like a cloud with a number nine. The connotation is that you’re floating around on a cloud with the number nine and nine is supposed to be a lucky number or something. Well, the connotation in my mind is not like an actual physical cloud.

What floood…oh floood doesn’t exist. Wait, what would “floood” be if it did exist? Some sort of new term, I don’t know, “floood,” like a new like, term. “Oh, that’s so floood,” like it’s hot.

If someone said like, “Oh that girl is really floood,” I would puke or something.

Anonymous 3

What are you eating? A gyro.

On a scale of one to 10, what would you say that gyro is? Ten, yeah.

What foods would you say are number one? I’m not getting my name am I?

No, you’re anonymous. OK, probably the foods that are not in the school cafeteria area.

The food that is not in the school cafeteria area? It’s not a 10. It’s not bad, it’s just not a 10.

So all the food except for the school cafeteria is bad, that doesn’t make any sense. It doesn’t?

What you’re saying is that all the food that is in the cafeteria is good and every food outside the school cafeteria is bad. No, I’m saying it’s bad.

Is there something that the food could do to itself to make it better? I notice that they have an organic program.

Does that make it taste better? I think it does. I noticed the food is like Sysco, and I don’t really like Sysco because it tastes really processed most of the time. I mean, sometimes I wouldn’t be able to tell, but mostly I can.

Would you say the organic food makes you panic? I don’t think so, why would it make me panic?

Well, they say “Don’t Panic, Buy Organic.” I have to say I’ve eaten lots of non-organic foods and I’ve never had an anxiety attack. No, I’ve had an anxiety attack due to the vegetables I’ve eaten.

Why would people have one? I don’t know. Some people are serious about their vegetables.

Do you think cybernetic foods are the wave of the future? Is that genetically modified? I don’t know what that is. What is that?

I don’t know, what do you think it is? Do you make that up?

Yeah. Yeah, cybernetic foods are the wave of the future.

What do you think of robot foods? Like where we sit down…like we’re sitting down and watching TV and that somehow makes us…

No, I mean like food that are robots. Oh…I don’t know, I hope not.