Daily Horoscope

Haiku is an ancient form of Japanese poetry. Traditional haiku are five syllables in the first line, seven in the second and five in the last. Ms. Luna prefers to make her divinations through haiku and means no disrespect to the art of haiku. She would also like you to know that these horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only.

Aries

March 21-April 20
School makes you sleepy
Professors are so boring.
Why can’t they be brief?

Taurus

April 21-May 20
The weather is bad.
Where did all this rain come from?
Must get warm clothes out.

Gemini

May 21-June 21
Sleepy afternoons
School is not stimulating.
But coffee sure is.

Cancer

June 22-July 22
To my hippie friends,
Patchouli not a shower.
Please soap up sometimes.

Leo

July 23-August 22
Headaches keep coming?
If it’s not a hangover,
Try taking some drugs.

Virgo

August 23-September 22
Doing your homework,
Necessarily evil.
But not always fun.

Libra

September 23-October 23
Bring your lunch to school
To save a little money.
Later take a trip.

Scorpio

October 24-November 21
Hey, on the nice days
Can we have our class outside?
We would learn better!

Sagittarius

November 22-December 21
Oh how we need naps.
The afternoon is boring,
And our eyes heavy.

Capricorn

December 22-January 20
New music is good.
New CDs make you happy.
Forget about school.

Aquarius

January 21-February 19
Hate to manage time?
Do not spread yourself so thin.
Take it easier.

Pisces

February 20-March 20
I wish coffee girls
Would move a little faster

Don’t want to be late.