It gets better

Ladies and Gentlemen: Family Research Council president Tony Perkins has officially gone on record with his bid for Douchebag of the Decade (official title).

Zef city USA

For those of you unfamiliar with South African rap-rabble-rousers Die Antwoord, did you enjoy the cave on the moon you have been living in with your eyes closed and your fingers in your ears?

Homeless harassment

The problems facing homeless people are dire and manifold, and I will not pretend to understand them. What I do understand is that it is hard to sympathize with a guy who calls me an “ugly c**t” because I didn’t give him a quarter.