Daily Horoscope

Today’s Birthday (May 6)
Drunkard.

Aries (March 21-April 19)
Painful.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Alien.

Gemini (May 21-June 21)
Post-it.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Lecherous.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Constantinople.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Ticking.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Bitten.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Cordial.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Slutty.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Bubble.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Consider.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Punk’d.

– Your Psychic Friend at the Vanguard