Haiki Horoscope

Haiku is an ancient form of Japanese poetry. Traditional haiku are five syllables in the first line, seven in the second and five in the last. Ms. Luna prefers to make her divinations through haiku and means no disrespect to the art of haiku. She would also like you to know that these horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only.

Aries March 21-April 20
Turning 21?
Have a good time in Vegas!
I’ll buy you a drink!

Taurus April 21-May 20
Four more weeks to go
Midterm time is really lame.
Finals are bad too.

Gemini May 21-June 21
The sun is shining,
But it’s too cold to wear shorts.
Just a few more months.

Cancer June 22-July 22
Crabby crab people,
Soon time for a vacation.
Just be more patient.

Leo July 23-August 22
Endless pile of work.
Reading, writing never stop.
You are a zombie.

Virgo August 23-September 22
Luna tired of school.
Will you write papers for me?
I will pay with thanks.

Libra September 23-October 23
Stop watching TV
Olympics not important.
Graduating is.

Scorpio October 24-November 21
Scorpions are gross.
Luna has a better sign.
She is not a bug.

Sagittarius November22-December 21
Gambling is a vice.
Casinos not good for you.
Stick to saving funds.

Capricorn December 22-January 20
Garlic is smelly.
You won’t get a date stinking
Floss, brush your teeth well.

Aquarius January 21-February 19
Flowers will be dead.
Chocolate will make you fat.
V-Day really sucked.

Pisces February 20-March 20
Miss Luna’s birthday
Will be coming in a week.
Diamonds girl’s best friend.