Haiku Horoscope

Haiku is an ancient form of Japanese poetry. Traditional haiku are five syllables in the first line, seven in the second and five in the last. Ms. Luna prefers to make her divinations through haiku and means no disrespect to the art of haiku. She would also like you to know that these horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only.

Aries March 21-April 20
Dreaming of the beach
The sun seems so far away
The rain is so cold.
Taurus April 21-May 20
Seven more weeks left.
Spring break plans already made,
Can’t wait to take break!

Gemini May 21-June 21
Two papers a week
Twenty papers for the term,
Plus all your exams!

Cancer June 22-July 22
Cold snow fell this week.
Luna is glad it melted.
Bad for urban souls.

Leo July 23-August 22
If you like the snow,
Several mountains close by
To sled, ski, snowshoe.

Virgo August 23-September 22
Class makes you sleepy?
Coffee, not eating, some pain
Will keep you awake.

Libra September 23-October 23
Your hands getting cold?
The cold always makes them dry.
Stop losing your gloves.

Scorpio October 24-November 21
Trip to Las Vegas
Way too cheesy, not that cheap.
Canada better.

Sagittarius November22-December 21
Watch too much TV
Forget to read for your class
A good way to fail.

Capricorn December 22-January 20
Craig N. Anderson
Got your name in the paper.
Study for Rhee’s class!

Aquarius January 21-February 19
Don’t dye your hair blonde
Without professional help
Won’t go bald early.

Pisces February 20-March 20
You have a whole month
To find Luna a present.
Her birthday is soon.