Horoscopes for the week of 5/15

From Mystic J; Permanent resident of Room 1313, Hollywood Tower Hotel.

Aries (March 21-April 19)
Nothing can be held on to forever. Whether it be good looks, fame or talent, all things eventually pass. The things that matter are the relationships we build with others, ourselves and the earth.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Though you may go looking for gold, all you will find is destitution. The pursuit of money will not lead to happiness or security, only frustration.

Gemini (May 21-June 21)
Believe in yourself, even if others are there to witness your downfall. You have the strength of a fighter within you and can readily prove yourself.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
There are things in the world that wish us harm and those in the world who wish to protect us from that same harm. Which are you?

Leo (July 23-August 22)
The jealous will always be drawn to those with true talent and immense personality when conflicted. Beware of those claiming to be your friends because they may be willing to sacrifice you to achieve their ultimate goals.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Internal prejudice can be almost as hard to fight as external prejudice. But that ugly little voice in your brain does exist. That voice also seems to think you are the be-all and end-all of humanity, and we both know that’s not true.

Libra (September 23-October 23)
Your journeys are about to begin afresh! You have a choice of embracing the restorative power of the journey or kicking against the bricks as you walk, but a journey will be had.

Scorpio (October 24-November 21)
Getting caught up in the fantastical narratives of others’ lives means that you’re not living your own. You’re always looking at others. Why not get out and experience the world for yourself?

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)
You shouldn’t judge another’s relationship. Perhaps it doesn’t fit within your strict standards, but you’re not the gold standard of relationships either. Instead of trying to offer change, why not offer support?

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Don’t rise to the occasion when others taunt you. They taunt because of their own insecurities, not because you are not a capable and beautiful human being worthy of honor, trust and love. That and the use of a Taser should get your point across nicely.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
One night is all it takes to change everything. The right outfit, the right party, the right person. Our lives are precarious in that way. But that one moment reveals so much about us that is actually quite irresistible.

Pisces (February 19-March 20)
You may not find the big success you always dream of, but the people you’re connected to can soften that blow by offering support, encouragement and guidance in moments of soul-searching when you need it most.