18 Things You Probably Won’t Go To

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Friday

The Bennett Cale Project

Music Millennium N.W., 6 p.m., FREE, all ages

They are California soul personified. Take that as you will.

“End Game”

Sarah Roberts

First United Methodist Church, 1838 S.W. Jefferson, 8 p.m., $20, all ages

This program really has nothing to do with games. Just in case you were wondering.

SWORDS PROJECT, Mono, Mu Meson

Berbati’s Pan, 9:30 p.m., $8, 21 +

What does Mu Meson mean? *Vanguard pick*

“Ventre Livre”

Feminist Film Series, Multicultural Center, Smith, Room 228, noon, all ages

Ever wonder what the realities of women’s rights are in Brazil? Now you can find out.

“Rumpelstiltskin”

Winningstad Theatre, 1111 S.W. Broadway, 503-274-6555,7:30 p.m., $12, all ages

Puppets…scary.

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Saturday

Chamber Music Society of Lincoln Center

First Baptist Church, S.W. 11th & Taylor, 8 p.m., $10 w/ student ID, all ages

Pianos, flutes, violins, oh my!

Chachi Jones

Music Millennium N.W., 5 p.m., FREE, all ages

Got the techno addiction? Go get your fix.

Red Priest

Kaul Auditorium, Reed College, 503-725-3307, 3 p.m., $5 w/student ID, all ages

Here is your chance to finally find out what a harpsichord sounds like.

Carlos Kalmar conducts Copeland’s “Appalachian Spring”

Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall, 7:30 p.m., $17 +, all ages

Hey, isn’t he that “beef, it’s what’s for dinner” guy?

Delorean

Music Millennium, 1 p.m., FREE, all ages

Like bands, a car is only worth anything if it’s really old or really new. My suggestion: Pick a new name.

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Sunday

Shadows Fall, Lamb of God, Killswitch Engage, God Forbid

Aladdin Theater, 7 p.m., $16.50, all ages

These bands are all a part of MTV2’s Headbanger’s Ball Tour. Enough said.

Brand New, Hot Rod Circuit, Eisley, Acceptance

Roseland Theater, 6:30 p.m., $12 adv., all ages

What’s with the car names?

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Monday

Rita Mae Brown

Powell’s Books, 1005 W. Burnside, 503-228-4651, 7:30 p.m., all ages

Rita Mae Brown will be at Powell’s reading from and autographing her new book, “Full Cry.”

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Tuesday

The Minders

Music Millennium N.W., 7 p.m., FREE, all ages

Hey, man, there’ll be be free refreshments there, too!

Gary Conrad

Harvey’s Comedy Club, 9 p.m., $10 cover, 21+

He’s a Master Hypnotist. Watch out! It could get crazy.

The Sleepy Jackson

Music Millennium N.W., 6 p.m., FREE, all ages

Gotta love those Aussies!

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Wednesday

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“Cities and Artistry of Western Europe”

Film Lecture Narrated Live by Filmmaker Rick Howard

Scottish Rite Center, 1512 S.W. Morrison, 503-241-2575, 7:30 p.m., $11.50, all ages

Is this what art history majors do for fun?

Jennifer Lee

The Blue Monk, 8 p.m., $5

Don’t let the blonde hair fool you, jazz is all this lady is about.

– The Calendar Girl