20 Things You Probably Won’t Go To




Pirate Jenny

Jasmine Tree, 9 p.m., $7, 21+

A band of people that dress up all year round – thank God Halloween is finally here. (See preview this issue.)

“Bat Boy: The Musical”

Portland Center Stage, 8 p.m., $16 students under 26, all ages

A tabloid story turned into a musical … weird.

Scream at the Beach

1405 Jantzen Beach Ctr., 7 p.m., $7, all ages

You have to come wearing swim suits! Just kidding.

Haunted Halloween Hoedown

Portland Art Museum, 8 p.m., $10, all ages

Hoedown is such a funny word, don’t you think?

Jammin 95.5 Haunted Playhouse

Pioneer Courthouse Square, 7 p.m.

Been looking for a chance to wear a high-tech costume? Well, here you go!

Dr. Saito’s Screamland

Oaks Amusement Park, S.E. Spokane St., 7 p.m.

Oaks Park? Now that is scary!


Dracula’s Castle

Oregon Zoo, 11 a.m.-4 p.m., all ages

A simulator ride at the zoo? Cool!

Paranormal Party 2003

Crystal Ballroom, 8 p.m.,$10, 21+

Can’t go to enough costume parties! (See preview this issue.)

Black Angel

Berbati’s Pan, 9:30 p.m., 21+

Come in costume and enjoy the night!

Severina’s Halloween Ball

Roseland Theater, 9 p.m., $20, 18+

Come early … this one’s going to be packed! King’s X and Fishbone will play the night away.

“The Burning Times”

Feminist Film Series

Multicultural Center, Smith 228, FREE, all ages

Want to see a scary movie? Burning witches is always scary.

Halloween Rock Festival

Mt. Tabor Theater and Pub, 9 p.m., $6 w/ a costume, $8 without, 21+

Halloween rock … what more could you want?

The Shins


Music Millennium, 6 p.m., FREE, all ages

Now here’s an event! Prizes for best costumes and free treats for everyone!

Lively Day of the Dead Celebration

Miracle Theatre, 525 S.E. Stark St., 8 p.m., $12 +, all ages

Why not join a bilingual celebration of the dead?



Crystal Ballroom Halloween Party

Crystal Ballroom, 8 p.m., $10 adv., $14 dos, 21+

Don’t forget to dress up as your favorite rock star!

Music From Hitchcock

Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall, 8 p.m., $25, all ages

A night of music from Hitchcock’s most suspenseful films. I’m there, man!

Something Corporate, RX Bandits, Mae, The Format

Roseland Theater, 7 p.m., $15, all ages

Let’s face it, you’re going to need something to do while you’re getting off last night’s sugar high.

Singapore Sling, Telephone, Note Notas

Ash Street Saloon, 225 S.W. Ash St., 9 p.m., $8, 21+

You might want to leave your costume home for this one. They’re not handing out free treats.

Rufio, Motion City Soundtrack, Acceptance, Over It

The Meow Meow, 7 p.m., $10, all ages

Bring your own candy.

– The Calendar Girl (in costume)