22 Things You Probably Won’t Go To
Friday 21
Mad Caddies, The Queers, Maxeen
The Meow Meow, 8 p.m., $12 advanced, all ages
I never really liked golfing.
Rocket From The Tombs
Lola’s Room, 7 p.m., $12 advanced, 21 +
Sounds like a fun trip!
Paul Chasman, Phil Kellogg, Peter Lang, Tinh Mahoney, Terry Robb, Rick Ruskin
The Old Church, 8 p.m., $16, all ages
Hey! If you want to know more about this concert honoring the late John Fahey, check out philkellogg.com
Kinaalda-Navajo Rite of Passage
Feminist Film Series, Smith Multicultural Center 228, Noon, FREE, all ages
Hey man, it’s a free movie, even if you’re not a feminist.
World Children’s Day in the Rose City
Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall, 7:30 p.m., $14 +, all ages
100 percent of the proceeds from this event will go to the Ronald McDonald House.
Dan Bern
Berbati’s Pan, 8:30 p.m., $13 advanced, 21 +
Do you believe that Dan wrote 6 operas by age 4?
Arab Strap
Dante’s, 9:30 p.m., $12 advanced, 21+
I’m sure I could say something political and witty about their name but I’m just not going to go there.
Slayer, Hatebreed, Arch Enemy, Drown Mary
Roseland Theater, 7 p.m., $29.50 advanced, all ages
Sounds like a cheery bunch.
Saturday 22
THIRTY3, 800 Octane, Countdown To Life, The Dead Unknown, Beneath The Ashes, Blue Turns White
The Meow Meow, 7 p.m., $7, all ages
With all these bands playing, you better have a lot of free time.
Rachael Sage
Music Millennium, 5 p.m., FREE, all ages
Hey, if you’re into the Indigo Girls wanna-be scene, you’ll more than likely love her!
“Made in America” conducted by Carlos Kalmar
Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall, 7:30 p.m., $17, all ages
Ah…the symphony.
Dylan-Thomas Vance
Music Millennium, 5 p.m., FREE, all ages
Think: “A Mighty Wind.”
Brenda Weiler
Music Millennium, 1 p.m., FREE, all ages
She’s from North Dakota, don’t cha know.
Placebo, Eagles of Death Metal
Aladdin Theater, 9 p.m., $20 advanced, all ages
Another Euro band.
Gavin DeGraw
Music Millennium, 2 p.m., FREE, all ages
Rock music will never die.
Sunday 23
Alkaline Trio, Reggie & The Full Effect, From Autumn To Ashes, No Motiv
Crystal Ballroom, 7 p.m., $15 advanced, all ages
Maybe they’ll catch fire.
Lew Jones
Music Millennium, 3 p.m., FREE, all ages
Wow, you know you’re a classic when you started recording on cassette tapes.
Tuesday 25
Troy Thirdgill
Harvey’s Comedy Club, 8 p.m., $10 cover, 21+
He’s even got a funny name.
Saul Williams, Piece
Aladdin Theater, 7 p.m., $12.50, all ages
Even though the dates have changed for this concert, it’s still going to be good!
Wednesday 26
Sondra Lerche, Liz Phair, Jason Mraz
Lola’s Room, 7:30 p.m., $11 advanced, 21+
Better get the tickets ahead of time, otherwise you’ll have to pay $12 dollars to get in. Yeah.
Recorder Students of Gayle & Philip Neuman
Community Music Center, 7:30 p.m., FREE, all ages
I’m getting bad grade-school music class flashbacks.
Rachael Yamagata
Music Millennium, 5 p.m., FREE, all ages
Yet another Music Millennium event. Yippie.
-The Calendar Girl
