Daily Horoscope

Today’s Birthday (April 29)
Commiseration.

Aries (March 21-April 19)
Altercation.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Participation.

Gemini (May 21-June 21)
Elimination.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Fermentation.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Deliberation.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Condemnation.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Alliteration.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Amalgamation.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Corporation.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Masturbation.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Inflammation.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Cancellation.

– Your Psychic Friend at the Vanguard