Distant Worlds: A fantasy come true

It’s the first day of March, and I’m walking along a bland industrial strip of Chicago where the weather makes my bones feel cold, despite four layers of clothes. The prestigious Rosemont Theater is housed in this general vicinity, a bleak area where a potential mugging lurks around each corner, as does the risk of becoming a human icicle. What sort of sick, twisted obsession could bring a person to this wintry, god-awful landscape? Is it a search for drugs, prostitutes or illegal arms trade? Actually, it’s a search for music from a video game.

Get going, get fast

Sony Computer Entertainment is at it again with their WipeOut franchise, taking the PlayStation Portable by storm with the newest installment, WipeOut Pulse. This title, similar to games past, is set in a far-off cyberpunk future and pits racing teams of hover crafts against one another on tracks woven into urban environments.

Bomb threat shakes campus

After a professor found a bomb threat note in a Neuberger Hall men’s bathroom around noon yesterday, Campus Public Safety and other administrators leapt into action, evacuating and searching the hall immediately. Nothing was found and the building was reopened at 5:30 p.m. The note read: “There will be a detonation in Neuberger Hall at 4:30 p.m.,” according to PSU spokesperson Julie Smith. By 12:15 p.m., the building was empty and at 12:40 p.m., caution tape had been put up to ward off students and staff trying to enter Neuberger Hall.

Die, demon, die!

A man donning a floor-skimming red overcoat, ice-white hair and a massive sword stalks through a dark, urban environment. He’s looking for demons to kill.