Haiku Horoscope

Haiku is an ancient form of Japanese poetry. Traditional haiku are five syllables in the first line, seven in the second and five in the last. Ms. Luna prefers to make her divinations through haiku and means no disrespect to the art of haiku. She would also like you to know that these horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only.

Aries March 21-April 20
Get soft, warm blankies.

To get you through the cold nights.

And sleep much better.

Taurus April 21-May 20
Luna can’t predict

Anything for Bull people.

Try again next week!

Gemini May 21-June 21
Luna has advice:

Don’t leave things till last minute!

Her biggest error!

Cancer June 22-July 22
Missing umbrella?

Just look around the classroom.

Or in your backpack.

Leo July 23-August 22
Not sleeping too well?

Then stop watching CNN.

It gives you nightmares.

Virgo August 23-September 22
Take mind off the war.

Entertain yourself somehow.

See a funny film.

Libra September 23-October 23
Miss Luna hopes that

You don’t dress like Britney Spears

She barely wears clothes!

Scorpio October 24-November 21
Just let the phone ring

Let your worries and fears die

Take a long hot bath.

Sagittarius November22-December 21
Miss Luna has learned,

If you get work done early

You won’t get stressed out.

Capricorn December 22-January 20
Don’t talk back to cop

If pulled over in traffic

Ticket not worth it.

Aquarius January 21-February 19
Sleeping is much fun

If you get enough of it.

Lay off the coffee.

Pisces February 20-March 20
Eat vegetables

Instead of beer and candy.

You’ll be healthier.