February 20-March 19
Fortune is going to smile on you this week as the voice of reason among your friends. Not only will they listen, but they’ll be better for it, too.
March 21-April 19
You might feel a little like Flounder this week, Aries. A bit out of place, a lot afraid of things that could devour you, but ultimately very brave for when your friends need you.
April 20-May 20
Remember Mushu? He had a lot of bravado on the surface but felt insecure and abandoned underneath it all. Instead of burying yourself in your work, you should try and talk with someone about these feelings.
May 21-June 20
You’re of two minds this week, Gemini. You long for freedom and grubs, they both agree, but neither can agree on if you’re a brave enough warthog to go back to the Serengeti or if you’re a timid little meerkat.
June 21-July 22
This week, you have the body of a horse with the brain of a bird. You’re in the clouds quite literally, but no one can stop your playful and can-do attitude. The world looks bright from that high.
July 23-August 22
Your feminine instincts are in high gear this week, Leo. You can see all the scoundrels around you and you might be tempted to warn the ones you love to stay away, but they won’t listen. They love the tramps.
August 23-September 22
You often feel like something is right out of your reach, don’t you, Virgo? It’s just on the edge of your mind and you can’t seem to find it. Channel your inner Patcha and get there anyway.
September 23-October 22
You are a mighty sleeping beast, Libra. Your nickname might as well be Sargeant for how well you organize your friends into action, which makes you great at activism but also a little blind to social needs.
October 23-November 21
The world is your oyster, Scorpio! Quite literally. Whether you are the walrus or the other guy, you’ve certainly got your pick of temptation to woo. But with great power does come great responsibility.
November 22-December 21
You’re as smart as a whip, as stubborn as a bull, and as intelligent as all get-out. Only the best does it for you, and when you smell something stinky, you’re the first to point it out. Keep up the good work.
December 22-January 19
Occasionally, you get a little nearsighted about things going on around you. Don’t let your guard down this week or you might be taken prisoner by forces beyond your control.
January 20-February 18
Now, now. I bet that hat does look tempting, doesn’t it? The power of the cosmos always does. But remember, temptation comes with the price of chaos and it might be too high for you to pay.