Aries (March 21-April 19) In addition to your homework this week, be on the lookout for other ways to donate your time and talents. Someone needs you, and you’re the…
Horoscopes for the Week of Jan. 4
From Mystic J; permanent resident of Room 1313, Hollywood Tower Hotel. Capricorn Dec. 22–Jan. 19 Study up! This new year is a year of testing for you, both inside the…
Horoscopes for the week of Jan. 3
Aries (March 21–April 19) I know you feel like you blew your chance on something big this week. Well, take comfort in the old adage being true: When Cthulhu closes…
Horoscopes for the Week of Dec. 28
From Mystic J; Permanent resident of Room 1313, Hollywood Tower Hotel. Aries March 21-April 19 You have a little bit of Paris Geller in you, Aries. Driven, ambitious, and sometimes…
Horoscopes for the Week of Dec. 4
From Mystic J; Permanent resident of Room 1313, Hollywood Tower Hotel. Aries March 21-April 19 You are beautiful like an ice cream sundae. Remember that in the upcoming week when…
Horoscopes for the Week of Dec. 1
Aquarius Jan. 20–Feb. 18 Many wise people have found great revelation by pushing their bodies to their limits, Aquarius, but you are not one of them. Not this week, at…
Horoscopes for the Week of Nov. 23
From Mystic J. Permanent resident of Room 1313, Hollywood Tower Hotel. Aries March 21-April 19 You really shouldn’t punch people that use the phrase “I’d like to wrap the world…