Tag: Horoscopes

Aries March 21-April 19 Have you been watching BoJack Horseman? You should be watching BoJack Horseman. You’ll notice that guy from Breaking Bad’s voice is in it. Taurus April 20-May…

Aries March 21-April 19 When that person from your past re-appears and wants to make amends, it’s not always best to let them. Be prepared to be thrown for a loop….

Pisces February 20-March 19 Recycle cans, turn off the water while brushing your teeth and don’t waste battery power on your laptop. You can be a better human being this…

Pisces February 20-March 19 You might not want to hear the answer to the question you’re inevitably going to ask, but you have to get through the challenges presented to…

Pisces February 20-March 19 Fortune is going to smile on you this week as the voice of reason among your friends. Not only will they listen, but they’ll be better…

Aquarius January 20-February 18 Binge watching Archer is your best bet for this week. Also, because it’s hilarious. Some people think you’re Lana, but we both secretly know you wish…

Aquarius January 20-February 18 Lots of things offer you enticement for your soul, Aquarius. But if one of those things happens to be a wish-granting alien plant bent on conquering…

Aquarius January 20-February 18 At least one of your friends is having really bad dreams. You’ll have to forgive them nodding off at the lunch table. Pisces February 20-March 19 Don’t…

Aquarius January 20-February 18 Otters often hold hands so they don’t float away from each other while sleeping. You could use that comfort this week too. Reach out and touch…

Capricorn December 22-January 19 We’re almost at the end of your reign, Cappie, and I know you’re not quite ready to be dethroned as the dominant sign yet, but this…

Capricorn December 22-January 19 Expand your horizons with a trip to the museum this week and feel your soul being moved! Aquarius January 20-February 18 Nine out of ten people are…